Lunar Landings

We’re a wife-and-husband team hand-pouring sassy, non-toxic candles on the Oregon Coast for rebels who give a damn. Our small-batch aromas are bold, clean-burning, and designed to spark laughter while pissing off all the right people. If it isn’t fun, we don’t do it.

We created our first candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.

You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.